Mass cost of living march. Not.

I feel for you mate. That must have been awful. You don't happen to have a spare left foot lying around the house somewhere, do you? Can I borrow it for a bit. You can have it back in a week or so.
What on earth have you done to your foot kid, have you broken your 5th Metatarsal or something like Wayne Rooney ? Will you be fit for the World Cup ?
 
You could always see a physio if its really bad where abouts does it hurt ?
PS I'm not a proper Doctor....
The booze will heal it mate. Booze heals all wounds. Doctors scare me. My own fault for leaving that patio chair in a stupid place and tripping over the sodding thing in the dark.
 
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