Lionel Messi hands in transfer request

I read that he used a fax. Clearly he is on the pulse of modern technology.

What next? Suarez owns a pager and Neymar keeps a Filofax on his person during business hours?
 
I was perplexed when I heard about the fax but when I think about it if you are required to submit a transfer in writing and can’t get to a postbox what better way to ensure said request gets received.
 
Knowing our luck in the bizarre instance he Wanted to come here , his fax request will have got goosed in the machine and never submitted in time . Yes that same machine
 
If he goes to Man City then Pep might actually have a shot of winning the Champions League.

Pep - Messi = No UCL
 
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