Levelling up is in safe hands

Not really a proper job anyway is it? Like being a milk monitor at school.

Tories aren't and never were serious about "levelling up". They think by creating the post and putting a northern MP in it that'll be enough to fool the plebs.
the only thing he has improved while an MP is the length of his scraggy beard.

I'm waiting for Dehanna Davison to turn up on all the morning shows with 'My Migraine Hell' plastered along the bottom, while she pushes her new podcast on her struggles to manage work in Westminster and headaches. It will be called Head Bangers and her co-host will be fellow right wing faux posh handmaiden Alexandra Phillips.