Left the downstairs loo light on this morning

[ThePrisoner]

Was on for 6 hours. Will be declaring bankruptcy tomorrow smh

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Was on for 6 hours. Will be declaring bankruptcy tomorrow smh

I heard a worrying thing about people refusing to take potatoes from food banks because they use up too much energy to cook them.

 

[Muttley]

I found a Boeing 737, an Airbus 380, a Spitfire and a Cessna when I stepped out of the bedroom this morning, I'd left the landing light on again.

 

[ThePrisoner]

I found a Boeing 737, an Airbus 380, a Spitfire and a Cessna when I stepped out of the bedroom this morning, I'd left the landing light on again.

I refer the honourable member to the Dad Jokes thread

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

I heard a worrying thing about people refusing to take potatoes from food banks because they use up too much energy to cook them.

You can do 4x baked potato in the slow cooker

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

As long as you didn't p**s on the seat you'll be ok.