Knickers Knackers Knockers

[Lemmy_kilmister]

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ’Are you going to help?’ I said ’No, six should be enough."

 

[Erimus74]

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said ’Are you going to help?’ I said ’No, six should be enough."

The old ones are the best

 

[Glover_elbow]

Knickers Knackers Knockers
a true quality catchphrase

 

[Foggysfplandiet3]

“I arrived home yesterday evening to find that the mother in law was visiting. I knew she was there because the mice were throwing themselves on the traps....”

 

[Foggysfplandiet3]

“I met a beautiful girl the other night, I said to her, ‘I could live in your eyes’, she replied, ‘You’d be at home in the left one, it’s got a stye in it....’”

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

I said to my wife, 'Treasure' - I always call her Treasure, she reminds me of something that's just been dug up.

 

[Erimus74]

“I arrived home yesterday evening to find that the mother in law was visiting. I knew she was there because the mice were throwing themselves on the traps....”

 

[Maple Steryup]

'Mr Dawson, you've being coming to this bank for years grovelling for money and you've never noticed I have a glass eye.'

'It's your left one...'

'How did you know?'

'Because it's the only one with a spark of humanity in it.'

 

[El Guapo]

I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

The mother in law only has one eye....

Right in the middle of her forehead !

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

I took my mother-in-law to Madame Tussard's Chamber of Horrors, and one of the attendants said, 'Keep her moving sir, we're stock-taking'