Kitchen Appliance Mascots?

[newyddion]

Say tomorrow all mascots had to be kitchen appliances.. what would you pick and what would it’s name be?

 

[Normanby_Red]

Roary the rolling pin

 

[ThePrisoner]

Terry the Teesside Toaster

 

[The_Lizards_Jumpers]

Terry the Teesside Toaster

Keith Kitchenaid, although I suspect he's more suited to someone like Arsenal or Reading.

 

[dooderooni]

The Newcastle Bone Saw.

 

[Alexander Supertramp]

The Teesside Teasmade, obvs

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Ken Wood the deep fat fryer. It wouldn't be a bloke dressed up in a deep fat fryer costume, it would just be a deep fat fryer.

 

[ForssAwakens]

mogga the mandoline, because his teams slice defences

 

[joeydiaz]

Boro Bread Machine, we could do with the dough

 

[newyddion]

I think I’d go for ‘Emerson the Egg Timer’ a dancing egg timer with a curly wig.

I imagine he’d really come into his own on the 90 minute mark!

 

[Beverleyred]

Willy the Whisk, good for battering those West Yorkshire puddings!

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

Chippy the chip machine *

* Catering for the broad "shouldered" Boro supporter

 

[Boro_Interlinked]

Kerry the Kettle. As we went to the seaside and Kettled those tangerines good and proper. And then Kerry could also serve up a lovely celebratory brew like.

 

[Sammysmiths]

The Mash-cot

 

[Millbrook]

Gary The Garlic Press.

Have we got a Gary?

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

Willie the Whisk.

 

[newyddion]

Gary The Garlic Press.

Have we got a Gary?

Sounds like Gary Pallister’s first foray into management!

 

[r00fie1]

Matt Crockery

 

[r00fie1]

Dael Air-Fryer

 

[r00fie1]

Anfernee Knife - Steel