Just F***ing Kick It!!

A stupid idiot who used to sit behind me , would always go on "love to see you play rugby " when someone ducked out of a 50/50
 
Won't lie, bar "For ****'s sake!" "Oway ref" and "go on, <player name!>, I mainly just shout "Come on, Boro!" at varying levels of agitation depending on how the games going.

Players almost certainly can't hear me, so I'm probably just annoying the people around me 😂
 
A stupid idiot who used to sit behind me , would always go on "love to see you play rugby " when someone ducked out of a 50/50
Ooh the "rugger" thing always boils my p!ss if there's anything that really triggers me it is the rugby fan pontificating about football players and/or fans.

Back on theme. I think shouting something stupid is great, I'm sure we've all done it? It shows your passionate involvement in the game.

My favourite one was a dear late friend of mine used to go to watch her son play (he was at one of the academies, Newcastle I think) lads name is Adam and she used to shorten it to "Ads", so she would, as he had the ball at his feet shout encouragement from the sidelines. "Go on Ads" until someone kindly pointed out to her that she appeared to be shouting "GONADS"...
 
Every time Steffen plays it short: "just get it up the ****ing pitch!"

Every time Steffen launches it long: "what the **** are you lumping it up there for?!"
People around me just can't comprehend playing it out from the back. One of them was banging on about how the first thing they were taught as a kid was to clear your lines. I don't think it's occurred to him that his school PE teacher in the 1960's might not have been the tactical genius that he thinks he was.
 
Back on theme. I think shouting something stupid is great, I'm sure we've all done it? It shows your passionate involvement in the game.
Can't remember who we were playing but Tomlin broke away from an opposition corner in the dying seconds where their keeper had gone up for the corner. As he broke clear everyone was willing him on to shoot into the empty goal (which he eventually did). Meanwhile my son was bellowing..... "go to the effing corner!"🙄🤭
 
Many people go to the match just to exercise their mouths, and as we know people exercise in different ways especially when they’re maybe loaded with a few pints of whatever. I still maintain the Buffalo Bill crowd is probably the funniest out of all the stadiums I’ve ever been to.
 
At an away game must have been early 90's, can't remember where, we scored to go 1-0 up literally the ref blew the whistle for HT from the kick off, bloke behind us shouted 'that's a f*****g terrible time to score a goal boro', his mate said whys that like? His repsonse, cos the opposition will come out massively fired up for the second half now, just wound them up haven't we :ROFLMAO:
 
Won't lie, bar "For ****'s sake!" "Oway ref" and "go on, <player name!>, I mainly just shout "Come on, Boro!" at varying levels of agitation depending on how the games going.

Players almost certainly can't hear me, so I'm probably just annoying the people around me 😂
Yes I’m the same mainly

Go on

and again

Well in

and the occasional ooof as we shoot wide
 
Ooh the "rugger" thing always boils my p!ss if there's anything that really triggers me it is the rugby fan pontificating about football players and/or fans.

Back on theme. I think shouting something stupid is great, I'm sure we've all done it? It shows your passionate involvement in the game.
1. I also hate the rugger fans go-to comparison that rugby players are so much harder/more gentlemanly than football players. Sir Clive Woodward has been on record saying that this simply isn't the case. It's also a **** sport.

2. TheLizardsJumper once told me (when I first started going to games with him and my Dad) that I should wait till it went quiet and then shout "How much is the price of eggs ref?" because that's what everyone did. Yes, I did shout it, much to the bemusement of the North stand at AP.
 
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