Take Me Out, The Voice, Britain’s Got Talent, The X Factor, The Masked Singer, Ant and Dec’s Saturday Night Takeaway, Ant and Dec’s Red or Black, Ant and Dec’s I’m A Celebrity, anything with that insufferable ar5ehole Keith Lemon in it, Good Morning with Fatty Eamonn stuffing his face every day - and his wife’s shadow grows no less either, Loose Women, Schofield and Willoughby......absolutely cretinous.