Is it April the 1st again - slow news day

[Jedi boro]

Man claims he's found William Shakespeare's face in a Middlesbrough pavement
https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/man-claims-hes-found-william-23639526

 

[Stocko]

I wonder why he asked not to be named?

 

[Jedi boro]

Looks more like Karl Marx

 

[Kosovo]

File that next to the steak that looked (not) like Britain.

Teesside dad-of-three cooks 'most patriotic steak ever'

The self-employed joiner did a double take when he spotted the 16oz 'Big Daddy' steak

www.gazettelive.co.uk

 

[sweet_left_foot]

toast Elvis or Jam Jesus

 

[Jedi boro]

File that next to the steak that looked (not) like Britain.

Teesside dad-of-three cooks 'most patriotic steak ever'

The self-employed joiner did a double take when he spotted the 16oz 'Big Daddy' steak

www.gazettelive.co.uk

Ha ha that is ridiculous as it looks more like ET.

 

[dooderooni]

These things should be bard from publication.
It's neither nowt nor sonnet.

 

[HarryVegas]

Much ado about nothing