Ironic player surnames.

[Robotic81]

Let's kick off with
Immobile

 

[TheYorkshireTerrier]

Peter Crouch

 

[TeaCider]

Danny Drinkwater.

 

[Frozen Horse]

A bit harsh in my opinion, but some will argue Jason Steel(e).

 

[Diego]

David Goodwillie

 

[futureboy]

Wrong sport, but Peter Bowler plied his trade for many years in the County Championship... as a batsman.

 

[Abel Tasman]

Robbie Fouler

 

[Cardiffdaffs]

Kyle Walker

 

[Robotic81]

A couple of guys David and Graham Cross, they were not wingers. Wonder why.

 

[festa5]

Kieran Dyer.

A couple of guys David and Graham Cross, they were not wingers. Wonder why.

And Lewis wing plays centre mid.

 

[Diego]

Peter Haddock

What’s the irony?

 

[festa5]

Kieran Dyer.

Not to be confused with Bruce Dyer about whom someone (possibly Viz?) once quipped " the only way he could be more appropriately named is if he was called Bruce completely F***ing useless".

 

[Diego]

Billy Sharp

 

[Robotic81]

Graeme Sharp was against the Boro I recall on a few occasions.

 

[Trug]

Peter Beardsley

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

Tony Curry

&

Declan Rice

with

Leandro Samoza

 

[aytonstrummer]

Danny Invincible

 

[futureboy]

Does the word "ironic" have more than one definition??

 

[TeaCider]

Tony Curry

&

Declan Rice

with

Leandro Samoza

You must be using the Alanis Morissette definition of ironic

 

[jeff_potato]

Ashley Young.

Oldest player in the Premier League last season.