If in doubt, ask an Irishman.


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It reminds me of an experience I had Shipley. Me and my wife were driving through, looking for the Saltaire Museum when we saw this old bloke in an overall, pulling a big steel gate shut behind a truck that had just pulled in. I pulled over, wound my window down and had this conversation with him:

Me. "Excuse me mate, do you know where the museum is?"
Bloke. "Aye."
Me. "Well where is it then?"
Bloke. "Well If tha'd asked me I'd have fookin telt thee. Down to the roundabout..."