I have just won $1,500,000

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

Ive been getting an email from the city of wellsville in new york state USA demanding i pay my utility bill...

i thought the were fake scam emails but something made me look into it further and it was actually a real invoice...

Someone eventually contacted my quries and said that someone with my name had given them the wrong email so they searched and found me... any way, ive not had to pay it but to be honest, it doesnt look like he uses much electricty...

 

[Smoginexile]

If anyone's interested I know a way to clear all your debts.
Sell your home for twenty times its actual value.
Who would be willing to buy it at that price?
That's the clever bit.
You sell it to yourself.
That way you can still live in it.
It's not a scam.
It's all legal and above board
A bloke from Derby did it.
He payed off all his debts and had enough left over to buy Wayne Rooney.

 

[Cardiffdaffs]

I’ve lost count of the number of times my paypal account has been suspended. You would think I’d have had it cancelled by now for bad behaviour And ignoring their warnings.

 

[Borobarmy]

I pretend to be 7 years old and that big daddy and Little daddy are playing ‘ making babies ‘ in the bedroom . “ do you want to speak to them “ They hang up .

 

[Norfolkred1]

I was hit by a drunk driver not wearing a seat belt. Right Sir where and when was this. On the dodgem cars in Blackpool.

 

[theredrooster]

I got this email last week (see below).


Funny as my car hadn't left my driveway all day, so it's a bit of a p*sser that Stockton council have decided to introduce a congestion zone at the bottom of my garden. It's going to cost me a small fortune!