I have been told...

[Cogeur_le_Conq]

that Messi would be available to the Boro for a bottle of Lowcock's Dandelion & Burdock, a bag of alleys, a Dead Shot gattie and a Upex midget pie.

The same source told me that the Boro would be willing to accept £40m each for Djed Spence, Dael Fry, Paddy McNair and Marcus Tavernier.

Keep it under your hat.

 

[Cosmonaut]

40 million for each?! Crikey, defenders are expensive these days if that's what we're getting for Paddy

 

[Cogeur_le_Conq]

Don't you know defenders are the new attackers and substitutes are now called 'Finishers'?

 

[gregorgregorovich]

that Messi would be available to the Boro for a bottle of Lowcock's Dandelion & Burdock, a bag of alleys, a Dead Shot gattie and a Upex midget pie.

The same source told me that the Boro would be willing to accept £40m each for Djed Spence, Dael Fry, Paddy McNair and Marcus Tavernier.

Keep it under your hat.

Cream Soda maybe, but I'd never give up a bottle of Dandelion and Burdock

 

[Lottowyn]

Fentiman's air beer and ginger beer used to be my preferred tipple.