How many things in things (?) an other astonishing facts (!)

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

What type of holes?

Pot.

 

[Borobarmy]

That’s mind crushing

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

Six million bicycles in Beijing.

Four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire.

50 ways to leave your lover.

Eight days a week.

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

Shakespeare invented 1,700 words.

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

Beans in a tin for example.
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"There are approximately 465 beans per standard 415g can of Heinz Beanz."!

It looks like more.

So how many beans to a fart

 

[Wobbleyhead]

Shakespeare invented 1,700 words.

really?

 

[r00fie1]

It looks like more.

So how many beans to a fart

What percentage of farts can be attributed to one tin of beans?
What contra-indicators are there that gas expellation may be effected by other activity involving digestion?
I suppose the only way to find out is to starve yourself for 24 hours, then eat a tin of beanz and see what happens?!
Would Brexit have an impact?
What about 5G?

 

[Borobarmy]

What percentage of farts can be attributed to one tin of beans?
What contra-indicators are there that gas expellation may be effected by other activity involving digestion?
I suppose the only way to find out is to starve yourself for 24 hours, then eat a tin of beanz and see what happens?!
Would Brexit have an impact?
What about 5G?

What you’re not factoring is the velocity of the fart . A Common fart has been measured at travelling 10 feet a second or 7 miles an hour . Loads of meaty facts on this link

How Fast Does a Fart Travel?

We all pass gas, but not all of us like to talk about it — or study it to figure out how quickly it travels out of the body.

health.howstuffworks.com

 

[r00fie1]

What you’re not factoring is the velocity of the fart . A Common fart has been measured at travelling 10 feet a second or 7 miles an hour . Loads of meaty facts on this link

https://health.howstuffworks.com/human-body/systems/digestive/how-fast-does-fart-travel.htm[/

Terrifying!
Especially for Fly`s!

 

[Borobarmy]

Terrifying!
Especially for Fly`s!

I love the factor of heat as it is kinetic energy that dictates a fart on account of warmer atoms travelling faster than cool ones . Hence your beans thesis is determined by their heat on ingestion thus a tin of cold beans can’t hold a light to warmed ones ( could be painful )

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

really?

Yep.

he wrote 37 plays, 154 sonnets and used 884,647 words.

 

[Laughing]

Yep.

he wrote 37 plays, 154 sonnets and used 884,647 words.

And had dozens of mixed metaphors

 

[Borobarmy]

Shakespeare invented 1,700 words.

Well us Boro fans invented at least one word ( said loudly in unison ) ..Refef***ingree

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

52,000 thousand screaming Geordies in st James park.

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

I love the factor of heat as it is kinetic energy that dictates a fart on account of warmer atoms travelling faster than cool ones . Hence your beans thesis is determined by their heat on ingestion thus a tin of cold beans can’t hold a light to warmed ones ( could be painful )

To clarify are we ingesting them, not rubbing them in

 

[Borobarmy]

52,000 thousand screaming Geordies in st James park.

Or back in the 90/91 season there was 16835 . But shhh you can’t tell them that !

 

[changingman]

52,000 thousand screaming Geordies in st James park.

Not for a few years there hasn't been.

 

[WeeGord]

8 darts in a finish

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

32 teeth in the average person’s gob. 42 teeth in the average person’s dog.

 

[bear66]

If you stacked every molecule on earth on top of each other, it would be as high as two quadrillion milky way galaxies or 50,000 times the radius of the universe.