The vomiting vicar
Well-known member
Be honest
1/2 a stone ffs...none of my tops fit me.
I think I’m a chunk, drunk monk.By the end of this you will either be:
1. A Monk
2. A Hunk
3. A Chunk
4. A Drunk
Delete as appropriate.
I'm staying in good shape with a balanced lifestyle of training like a pro MTB rider by day and drinking too much on a night.