Half Man Half Biscuit

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Do you mind dear boy if I ask you a question, can just get in front of you so I can cash me pension? Nooooyippyayeoh. Very funny lyrics 😂

One of my favourite opeing lines of all time.
"A doyen of topiary once told me that one day he would love to grow a maze. It seemed to be quite logical that this would be his wish, and with that we both went our separate ways".
 
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