Dear Michael
Thank you for your recent enquiries. I can confirm that we were disappointing and were second best, but all is in hand to improve the squad so that the town can have the team it can financially support. I have made Mr Scott aware of your message and he will be along shortly under cover of darkness to remove your walls and roof as well as your kids shoes.
As for the pub, well once I have your walls and roof, the building process will move forwards apace, I would of course like to invite you to the opening and seek your thoughts on the new cellar where my doormen will be on hand to greet you and will be happy to respond on my behalf to any other questions you may have.
Kind Regards
Steve.