Giant Footprint Found in Albert Park After Sightings of Mysterious Creature

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Don't worry. Just don't go to Albert Park because we have absolutely no idea where the mysterious creature is, and it could be there, so don't go unless, of course, you just want to have a nice walk.

'An eyewitness said, 'I thought at the time that if this thing leaves a footprint somewhere then that footprint is going to be absolutely massive, and it seems like that’s what’s gone and happened in Albert Park.’'
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Giant Footprint Found in Albert Park After Sightings of Mysterious Creature

Police confirmed today they have cordoned off an area in Albert Park where a giant footprint has been found that is ‘unlike any footprint found in the park for over 250 years’. Chief Superintendent…
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I'll get the blame for this. It's always the same. Whenever anything bad happens blame the bloke with a bum for a face. My feet are pretty big but I haven't been to Albert Park in ages so it wasn't me. It was probably Nobby. He's always calling bother.
 
Late morning update : Police have just released 3 new pieces of information. Firstly, they believe that the mysterious creature speaks fluent mandarin or cantonese, they're not sure which, but are 73% certain it's not from anywhere near China. Secondly, the giant footprint is 9 feet long and 3 feet wide and so if the creature is 16 feet tall, the Poice have said it has disproportionately large feet. Thirdly, and we don't know how they know this, it agrees that some professional football players are probably overpaid relative to their overall contribution to society.

Let's just hope they find it soon.
 
Fantastic News of Boro said:
Late morning update : Police have just released 3 new pieces of information. Firstly, they believe that the mysterious creature speaks fluent mandarin or cantonese, they're not sure which, but are 73% certain it's not from anywhere near China. Secondly, the giant footprint is 9 feet long and 3 feet wide and so if the creature is 16 feet tall, the Poice have said it has disproportionately large feet. Thirdly, and we don't know how they know this, it agrees that some professional football players are probably overpaid relative to their overall contribution to society.

Let's just hope they find it soon.
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Are you sure it's not speaking Japanese, that'd make more sense surely. Especially as a giant Guerilla has just been spotted climbing up the vertical pier in Redcar.
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