Frank Alfred Odysseus Johnson.

Has to be a danger of some of them - not knowing each other - possibly interbreeding in the future.. scary thought.. mutant Johnsons out there..
 
Third paragraph of The Guardian article on this is a work of art:

Carrie and Boris Johnson have announced the birth of their third child, a second son.

Carrie Johnson, in the caption of an Instagram post with a picture of her holding the newborn, joked: “Welcome to the world Frank Alfred Odysseus Johnson born 5th July at 9.15am. (Can you guess which name my husband chose?!)”

The former prime minister Boris Johnson is keen to be thought of as a scholar of the classics. In Greek mythology, Odysseus leaves behind his wife and child to seek adventure, encountering many other women along the way.
 
No doubt he's already been booked into Eton and will become known by his brand name of Odysseus when he becomes an MP
 
At least the kid has avoided the name Cincinnatus.

Unfortunately I wouldn’t back against this dynasty turning up to haunt future generations.
 
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