Former Middlesbrough Mayor Andy Preston Ponders Career in Professional Darts

[Fantastic News of Boro]

Is it right that a former mayor of anywhere, let alone Middlesbrough, should become a professional darts player?

We don't know but the facts are here.

'Rumours that he might become a firefighter were quickly extinguished when pictures emerged of him refusing to climb a ladder and failing to control a very heavy water hose.'

Former Middlesbrough Mayor Andy Preston Ponders Career in Professional Darts

Those who were there at the time know that one of the biggest shocks, not including electric ones, in Middlesbrough’s illustrious political history was when residents woke on the morning of the 5th…

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[fmttmadmin]

That is indeed Fantastic News.

 

[Robotic81]

Crikey, Rob there has to be a Shrug number in that.

 

[Fantastic News of Boro]

Early morning update. It has been now been officially confirmed by official sources that Andy has been having early morning meet ups with Glen Durrant and, according to less official sources, or unofficial ones, has had seventeen 9 dart finishes in the last week alone. Go on, Andy.