Ethelred The Unready !!!

[Torchy]

Cropped up twice in the past few days for some reason. Tipping Point today.

Must be a reason for this. Don't know much about the bloke. Have to read up on him !!!

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

King when he was 12 apparently.

 

[Torchy]

I'm getting to know the bloke a little better!

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Rumour has it that he played a part in his brother's murder.

 

[Torchy]

Rumour has it that he played a part in his brother's murder.

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

There was plenty of drink, so for that reason,
It was held over to the close season.
Bruce was there, being teetotal,
While Ethelread the Unready was still stuck in his hotel.

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, Archie Stephens birthday party.

Hengist and Horsa been fighting the Picts,
They claimed the freight rover trophy was fixed.
But Brian Laws found a way round the wall,
Got Antony and Cleopatra with an asp in the hall.

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, Archie Stephens birthday party.

Bobby Moore met Bela Kun,
still a fugitive on the run,
A man burst in with an arquebus,
just shot a timberwolf from the roof of a bus

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, at Archie Stephens birthday party.

half time ....pies, Bovril, all the rest.
Hey Gary...theres penalty's going on ... it's 4-3...the decider, the decider
Fantastic fantastique! fantastique! Fantastic

But this was a party of two halves,
If the pies don't come soon Billy Wright might starve,
Bonnie Prince Charlie has returned,
With a Trenchcoat, an earring and hair freshly Permed

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, Archie Stephens birthday party.

Beowulf was talking to Norman Whiteside
About burning boats in an historic last ride
A woman mason who'd been working at calm,
Was busy inspecting the burglar alarm

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, Archie Stephens birthday party.

The Three Musketeers caused a stir,
While Gilly rebuked them with a stinging slur.
This time Wat Tyler went all out for the win,
While Allan Wells haircuts were definitely in!

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, Archie Stephens birthday party.

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, at Archie Stephens birthday party.

Full time

 

[FairfieldBoro]

There was plenty of drink, so for that reason,
It was held over to the close season.
Bruce was there, being teetotal,
While Ethelread the Unready was still stuck in his hotel.

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, Archie Stephens birthday party.

Hengist and Horsa been fighting the Picts,
They claimed the freight rover trophy was fixed.
But Brian Laws found a way round the wall,
Got Antony and Cleopatra with an asp in the hall.

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, Archie Stephens birthday party.

Bobby Moore met Bela Kun,
still a fugitive on the run,
A man burst in with an arquebus,
just shot a timberwolf from the roof of a bus

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, at Archie Stephens birthday party.

half time ....pies, Bovril, all the rest.
Hey Gary...theres penalty's going on ... it's 4-3...the decider, the decider
Fantastic fantastique! fantastique! Fantastic

But this was a party of two halves,
If the pies don't come soon Billy Wright might starve,
Bonnie Prince Charlie has returned,
With a Trenchcoat, an earring and hair freshly Permed

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, Archie Stephens birthday party.

Beowulf was talking to Norman Whiteside
About burning boats in an historic last ride
A woman mason who'd been working at calm,
Was busy inspecting the burglar alarm

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, Archie Stephens birthday party.

The Three Musketeers caused a stir,
While Gilly rebuked them with a stinging slur.
This time Wat Tyler went all out for the win,
While Allan Wells haircuts were definitely in!

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, Archie Stephens birthday party.

Hey, this is magic, Archie Stephens birthday party,
Hey, fantastic, at Archie Stephens birthday party.

Full time

Brings back memories of drunken nights at the dovecot art centre!

 

[TheLodger]

Bit of a brexiteer wasn't he?

History will be unkind, just you wait and see.

 

[fmttmadmin]

Cropped up twice in the past few days for some reason. Tipping Point today.

Must be a reason for this. Don't know much about the bloke. Have to read up on him !!!View attachment 64850

His name doesn't mean what you think.
It means "without counsel".
He was not well advised. Or was not wise.

 

[NoloBoro]

Cropped up twice in the past few days for some reason. Tipping Point today.

Must be a reason for this. Don't know much about the bloke. Have to read up on him !!!View attachment 64850

Huge weapon.

 

[El Guapo]

Huge weapon.

Even he looks surprised by its size

 

[Laughing]

First king of a united England, I believe.

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

Even he looks surprised by its size

It's because he wasn't ready for it

 

[Jonny_Rondos_Disco_pants]

All because of Uhtred