Littlejimmy
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They're all dead. They got the flu.
Don't worry about fuel, medicine and food shortages...
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HarryVegas
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They’ve smashed up the nation
and now they cannot fix it
so in an amusing, futile gesture
they’re building a spaceship.
But with filling stations empty
and the country out of fuel,
what the hell's it going to run on,
rotted crops and gruel?
Supermarket shelves are half bare,
the country’s going beserk,
while our plumped up leader plays
at being Captain f**king Kirk.
It’s the least able crew
who ever flew
the Starship Enterprise.
It can’t leave the ground,
too weighted down
with bullsh*t, betrayal and lies.
And search where you may,
there’s no sick bay,
it’s been silently privatised.
Scotty’s been shot
and you won’t find Spock,
he’s been euthanized.
But stowed away in a secret wing
a lone survivor’s at hand,
a sole noble, old Gurkha awaits
the final frontier’s command.
And here come Boris to save the day
with his new super laser gun.
Mr Sulu, you know what to do –
fire the liar into the sun.
and now they cannot fix it
so in an amusing, futile gesture
they’re building a spaceship.
But with filling stations empty
and the country out of fuel,
what the hell's it going to run on,
rotted crops and gruel?
Supermarket shelves are half bare,
the country’s going beserk,
while our plumped up leader plays
at being Captain f**king Kirk.
It’s the least able crew
who ever flew
the Starship Enterprise.
It can’t leave the ground,
too weighted down
with bullsh*t, betrayal and lies.
And search where you may,
there’s no sick bay,
it’s been silently privatised.
Scotty’s been shot
and you won’t find Spock,
he’s been euthanized.
But stowed away in a secret wing
a lone survivor’s at hand,
a sole noble, old Gurkha awaits
the final frontier’s command.
And here come Boris to save the day
with his new super laser gun.
Mr Sulu, you know what to do –
fire the liar into the sun.
Ingleby_Flash
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‘Her deadly heart’ harsh - but fair.
Laughing
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They died from unspecified virul infections, let's not down play an absolute classic of literature. The message from the novel... Get jabbed, I suppose. A man ahead of his time.
HarryVegas
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Come on guys, give good ol' Boris a break. He is, after all, "battling to save Christmas"!
Muttley
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Rich considering he's got Santa driving an HGV 16 hours a day, Patel has deported the elves and Johnson was last seen dragging Mrs Claus into a fridge with a lascivious grin on his face...
HarryVegas
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Surprised it's Mrs Claus and not one of the elves' wives.
NYboro
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they come later.