Definition of pain

[WindyNook]

Willie caught in zip when I was five aaaaargh. Worst thing was me Mam just got hold of the zip and yanked it down double aaaaargh!

 

[red_harrington]

You've been shot?! Don't want to pry but that's a pretty huge deal Mr Harrington!

OK so it was an air rifle pellet

Still knacked

Was properly stabbed tho'

 

[Michael_Vronsky]

OK so it was an air rifle pellet

Still knacked

Was properly stabbed tho'

Wasn't one of those legendary blues parties on Teesside was it?! The stabbing I mean.

 

[Pauliej]

I'm going to throw kidney stones into the mix. Had one stuck in the tube from kidney to bladder. Went from eating Sunday dinner to A and E in just over two hours. Wouldn't wish that pain on my worst enemy. Never been so happy to see an operating theatre.

 

[Trug]

Just had the snip. Still a bit sore and couldn't wear undies. Went up stairs. slipped and I swear my willy hit every stair on the way down. I was curled up at the bottom of the stairs with massive bruising to my bell end.
Or there was the time when in the army. It was the really hot summer of 1976 and all I was wearing were boots, socks, underpants and nylon overalls. I was a metalsmith in REME and I was welding. The end of the hot welding rod melted my overalls, went through mu undies and burnt my todger end. I suddenly became the best disco dancer anyone had ever seen, sound effects an'all.

 

[Sammysmiths]

Wiped out in big surf in Mexico. Waves threw my 7ft surfboard down on top of me whilst I was tumbling under water. I felt the board bounce off my left leg, the leash snapped and I was eventually spat out onto the beach. Dazed and confused, and struggling for breath, I stood up. As the water level receded, I looked down to find an 8 inch hole in the front of my thigh. The fin of my surfboard had sliced through my leg. Bleeding profusely and in pain with salt water and sand being spat into my leg every second, I fell over and someone came to help. The worst pain came an hour later when in hospital and the doctor had his hand inside my leg, scraping sand off my thigh bone and inside my flesh. BORK!!!

 

[A]

Wiped out in big surf in Mexico. Waves threw my 7ft surfboard down on top of me whilst I was tumbling under water. I felt the board bounce off my left leg, the leash snapped and I was eventually spat out onto the beach. Dazed and confused, and struggling for breath, I stood up. As the water level receded, I looked down to find an 8 inch hole in the front of my thigh. The fin of my surfboard had sliced through my leg. Bleeding profusely and in pain with salt water and sand being spat into my leg every second, I fell over and someone came to help. The worst pain came an hour later when in hospital and the doctor had his hand inside my leg, scraping sand off my thigh bone and inside my flesh. BORK!!!

That sounds like it smarted a bit!!