Death by Cheese

[Zoophonic]

Should have trodden more caerphilly the poor man.

 

[Cardiffdaffs]

74 - He led a gouda life.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

He was found trapped under debrie.

 

[zzzzz]

Very high profile funeral. His wife said I don't want that stinking bishop!

 

[Druss_The_Legend]

 

[Juninhoburger]

Gouda say, 74 is a wheely good age. I hear his wife cheddar few tears when she was told the news.

 

[Abel Tasman]

He didn’t hear the alarm as it was only a baby bell.

 

[bungydinsdale]

Crushed by the (cheese) wheels of industry

 

[Cardiffdaffs]

He was newly in love too … had recently met someone on an artisans dating site… Kraft Singles

 

[Littlejimmy]

I was hoping he'd at least gorged on Cheddar.

 

[Piccadilly Day Tripper]

this story has a few holes in it.

 

[Beverleyred]

Bet the laughing was…

 

[Chisel]

He was known to take risks and his motto was "He who dairy wins"

 

[asredastheycome]

I was crushed yesterday when I went to Morrisons and found that a 200gm wedge of Morrisons Grana Padano was £3.18. There is a few bobs worth of cheese in that picture.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

I'm getting cheesed off with all the puns on this thread.
It started off grate.

 

[HarryVegas]

74 - He led a gouda life.

Edam well did.

 

[Boro_Interlinked]

He will be remebered with grate fondueness

 

[Chisel]

Gouda say, 74 is a wheely good age

It is, he was no Babybel

 

[Gadgie]

When's Lee Dale going to say something about food safety standards?

 

[swordtrombonefish]

Leicester we forget...