Daniel Khalife pleads not guilty to escaping Wandsworth prison

Well, of course he was gagged, drugged & kidnapped by the laundry van driver who strapped him to the bottom of the van. he then let him go somewhere in London. the lad clearly was miles away from civilisation, at this point, and had to pinch a bike that happened to be lying around. it was while he was cycling to the nearest police station to report the kidnapping that he just happened to be apprehended by a copper.

happens all the time.
 
The van driver kidnapped him, tied him to the underneath of his lorry and was going to take him home as a modern day slave keeping him locked in his cellar, but as he tried to escape his clutches by undoing the knots in the sheets, he bumped his head and lost his memory for a few days whilst wandering aimlessly around West London. It’s the pesky van driver that needs locking up not him. So obvious really, poor Daniel.
 
MoggasDog said:
Well, of course he was gagged, drugged & kidnapped by the laundry van driver who strapped him to the bottom of the van. he then let him go somewhere in London. the lad clearly was miles away from civilisation, at this point, and had to pinch a bike that happened to be lying around. it was while he was cycling to the nearest police station to report the kidnapping that he just happened to be apprehended by a copper.

happens all the time.
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Ha Great minds 😉
 
coluka said:
The van driver kidnapped him, tied him to the underneath of his lorry and was going to take him home as a modern day slave keeping him locked in his cellar, but as he tried to escape his clutches by undoing the knots in the sheets, he bumped his head and lost his memory for a few days whilst wandering aimlessly around West London. It’s the pesky van driver that needs locking up not him. So obvious really, poor Daniel.
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Surely Dan is due a pay out for that ordeal then
 
I'll never understand how he only got as far as Northolt in 3 days. Surely that's long enough to get to the Isle of Skye.
 
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