Cummings distraction trinkets

[SmallTown]

So trying to compile a list of all the things the Government is doing to try and distract us from Cummings breaking lockdown rules

So far I have:
Barbecues
Horse racing
Football
Nando’s

anything else?

 

[coluka]

So trying to compile a list of all the things the Government is doing to try and distract us from Cummings breaking lockdown rules

So far I have:
Barbecues
Horse racing
Football
Nando’s

anything else?

Our new found ability to interpret the rules as we see fit
To be able to assess our own eyesight by driving, no need for expensive optometrist visits
Sunbathing on crowded beaches
I might be wrong on this but It appears 2M has been declared to equal 12 inches post brexit
oh, and the freedom to urinate in others gardens, looking at a report on here earlier

 

[FabioPorkpie]

It also works nicely to distract from Robert Jenrick’s ‘technically unlawful‘ granting of planning application in the nick of time to save his Tory donor chum 40 million quid. That one slipped nicely under the radar too..
I wasn’t even aware of it until Sheriff pointed it out the other day.

 

[delgrapos]

I'd completely forgotten about Cummings as I've spent the last few days marvelling at our World beating test and trace system.

 

[dooderooni]

Letting those on the shielding list go out.
I think Johnson's love of referring to everything this government do as 'world leading' or any other expression of exceptionalism means that we are going for the biggest death total in the world.

 

[jam69]

they could release the russian dossier, iam sure theres enough there to distract from Cummings, or maybe not