Crufts

“Can I enter this dog in the Labrador section?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Because it's not a Labrador."

"Correct."

"Can I enter it in the Alsatian section?"

"No. For the same reasons. Now get that dog out of my sight."

"Thanks, I will. You've proved my point."

And that's Crufts.
 
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