Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret
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They should try using the 80s method now, of scaring the living **** out of people. This fallout video would make a good starting point. Create a haunting John carpenter style early 80s synth jingle. Sadly Patrick Allen died several years ago. Besides which most people would probably associate his voice with cream horn application devices now, so a suitably authoritative voice will be needed. Maybes Matt Berry.