Christmas Lights.

I've seen a few houses lit up like Xmas trees the last few nights but on closure inspection they are all Halloween tat!! .

Oh didn’t think of that.

I thought you just put a rotten pumpkin outside your front door and waited for brats to throw eggs at your windows at Halloween.
 
It's diwali so some people will be lighting up their houses for that

I think there's an event on in centre square on saturday, absolutely tanked it down last year if memory serves me right
 
It's diwali so some people will be lighting up their houses for that

I think there's an event on in centre square on saturday, absolutely tanked it down last year if memory serves me right

There’s not much of a Sikh population in the Cambridgeshire fens but take the point….
 
The woman across the road from me last year put her Halloween decorations up in September, then put her Christmas decorations up in November while there was still some Halloween decorations up and pumpkins in the garden.
 
Yup two houses in our street have "Halloween lights". Worse than that though was Christmas music being played in a shop I was in at the weekend (might have been Home Bargains?) poor fukking staff must be demented by December.

Yes Roy Wood sang “Oh I wish it could be Christmas everyday for at least two months”

And Macca was “Simply having a wonderful Christmas Time from the end of October”

Or the Band Aid classic - “do they know it’s Halloween and Bonfire Night next week”
 
Yup two houses in our street have "Halloween lights". Worse than that though was Christmas music being played in a shop I was in at the weekend (might have been Home Bargains?) poor fukking staff must be demented by December.
This use to kill me when I was working in a shop, bloody minimum 8 weeks of Xmas songs on loop
 
Obviously always a few houses have some decorations for Halloween but this year seems to have gone up a few notches.
I've been bombarded with Amazon trying to flog me strings of spooky lights, big glowing skeletons and other shine spooky images on house tech so they are or were trying too pump up their Halloween game. Can['t think why unless it is because I bought some Christmas themed lights and a tree skirt last December and their algorithm has me tagged.
 
Yup two houses in our street have "Halloween lights". Worse than that though was Christmas music being played in a shop I was in at the weekend (might have been Home Bargains?) poor fukking staff must be demented by December.
I tried a Christmas jumper on yesterday when we visited Darlington.
 
I got in from work the other day and ‘we’ had Halloween lights in our window.

I say ‘we’ loosely…. I had no knowledge or input, yet I will be tarred with the same brush as those under my roof who had full knowledge and input.

I also can’t bring myself to be the dad who takes down Halloween lights.





Reading the above really makes me wonder what the fcuk has my life become 😂🙈
 
I got in from work the other day and ‘we’ had Halloween lights in our window.

I say ‘we’ loosely…. I had no knowledge or input, yet I will be tarred with the same brush as those under my roof who had full knowledge and input.

I also can’t bring myself to be the dad who takes down Halloween lights.





Reading the above really makes me wonder what the fcuk has my life become 😂🙈

Maybe you could add your own contribution.

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