Boris in Stockton

[Legz]

Mate of mine just sent me a picture of him in the town centre

 

[swordtrombonefish]

Was he trying to cadge a pound to get the bus back to London?

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

milkshake and eggs for the spünk-bubble.

 

[TeaCider]

In Redcar now, the b****d.

 

[SmallTown]

Alexander

 

[Steer]

This is where the party's at.

 

[Kosovo]

Visiting his heartland

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

In Redcar now, the b****d.

Too close to Saltburn for my liking

I'm tempted to nip down and call him a ****

 

[boroboy6872]

These "Worst Towns in the UK" only ever get done when Johnson is in town......i`m sure of it

What`s he in Redcar for anyway......a Lemon Top

 

[brattleboro]

Brick the cnut. He deserves it

 

[Colin Warnek]

Might have a keyboard thrown at him from those on here.

 

[BoroMart]

He's not called Boris and he isn't your mate. He's called Johnson, unless you are a friend in which case it's Alexander.

Other it's just c*(tface

 

[ThePrisoner]

I can smell him. The stench of corruption, contaminating everyone who goes near him.

 

[BoroMart]

These "Worst Towns in the UK" only ever get done when Johnson is in town......i`m sure of it

What`s he in Redcar for anyway......a Lemon Top

To prop up the 'blue wall' MPs in the area, who are effectively keeping him from getting the boot.

 

[Pear-Drops]

Assisting the 'levelling up' process

 

[FabioPorkpie]

Might have a keyboard thrown at him from those on here.

Might have some absolute mugs bow down and thank him for getting Brexit done (whatever the **** that means) from some of those on here.

 

[Littlejimmy]

I saw the motorcade on the A66 near the Riverside heading in the Redcar direction. Thought it might be someone like him. The ****.

 

[Capybara]

Keep him up there will you. He's practically a neighbour of mine. The ****.

 

[TheYorkshireTerrier]

Looks like they've replaced the fake dead whale we had on the beach earlier

https://twitter.com/x/status/1530177245314224128

 

[HarryVegas]

Looks like they've replaced the fake dead whale we had on the beach earlier

https://twitter.com/x/status/1530177245314224128

F**king state of that.