Best/Worst abusive songs sung at opposition players

I remember going to Forest during the Miners strike, Peter Shilton was their keeper and had been found out cheating on his wife. Cue Boro singing Does your missus know you're here and Does she take it up the rse. There was also renditions of Maggie, Maggie, Maggie out, out, out and Coal not dole as well.
 
I remember playing Newcastle at the Riverside in the early 2000's and our fans chanting "Bobby Robson stinks of p*ss" :LOL:
 
I remember back sometime in the 80s when we played Man U at home. Bryan Robson, then their captain, had been outed by the papers for being drunk at some nightclub and wandering round exposing himself. Cue Ayresome Park ringing to "Robson, Robson, show us yer c0ck ..."
Remember us singing Robson's scared of Deano (Glover) at a similar time. Also, when Tony Adams was banged up, Villa fans singing to Arsenal 'Where's your donkey gone?'
 
I remember going to Forest during the Miners strike, Peter Shilton was their keeper and had been found out cheating on his wife. Cue Boro singing Does your missus know you're here and Does she take it up the rse. There was also renditions of Maggie, Maggie, Maggie out, out, out and Coal not dole as well.
Maybe got your dates mixed up?
Shilton was at Southampton in '84.
We didn't play Forest between 82 and 88.

I think he crashed a car a couple of yrs before that and was caught with another woman then.
 
And after he scored, we started singing it!
Great night.
5,000 Boro in the Roker end.

I think this was my first visit to Roker, was this when all hell broke loose outside the away end afterwards, was carnage, one of my first away games, think I was only abouts 13-14 at the time, very nasty horrible place. Remember there being loads of lumps of concrete just rotting away on the away end, getting hauled from stand to stand (I say stand, it was a big open roofless away end from what I remember)
 
This is an appalling thread.
These chants exist or existed it is true.
But they don't deserve this window.
Lock the thread or delete it if you feel it's necessary Rob.

The intention wasn't to glorify the chants though, hence why I put 'best/worst' in the title.
 
Asa Hartford was supposed to move from West Brom to Leeds, but Leeds turned him down when they discovered a heart problem during his medical. Later he moved to Man City who came to Ayresome Park in the 74/75 season.

There's a hole in your heart
Asa Hartford, Asa Hartford.
There's a hole in your heart
Asa Hartford Asa Hartford a hole.

Then there was the time Tommy Docherty got caught banging the club physio's wife.

Who's up Mary Brown?
Who's up Mary Brown?
Tommy Tommy Docherty
Tommy Tommy Docherty.
 
One that stands out for me was the Clough/Taylor management duo period and the holgate in full voice singing this -
He shot
He come
All over Taylors bum
Brian Clough, Brian Clough.
 
The digs at Portsmouth away when all their financial troubles became public a day or two earlier.

What’s that coming over the hill is it the tax man, is it the tax man

And

Rosey Redknapp is richer than you.
 
"Alan Shearer's illegitimate, he has got no birth certificate, he's got Aids and cant get rid of it, the dirty Geordie B*stard" was doing the rounds in 1997
 
There is one the Geordies sing to West Ham about an incident in 1980 including a firebomb, but I fear a ban might be in order.
 
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