"Arms like Garth"

[John67]

My Old Dad used to say, ‘ eat one more tattie than a pig’ when describing someone, usually me, who liked their food.

 

[BiggEggo]

Going to see a man about a dog.....
Mind your own business, I'm off to the pub.

 

[SNEEKERS]

Bum a cigarette (fag) or cadge a cigarette

 

[Borobuddah]

Where have you been dad?

There and back, to see how far it is

 

[BiggEggo]

'A Monk on'..the face your mother had when dad rolled in drunk 'talking codswallop'.

Taking the biscuit.

 

[Colin Warnek]

I'll give yer a bunch of fives. - when threatening to thump someone

 

[r00fie1]

"Mazzi-watter" - this beer tastes like pzz.