Annoyingly difficult "easy" jobs

Same, one big square in the middle of the room which was sales desk / customer service / Returns / Goods In. The ‘office‘ was a broom cupboard which housed any files and the branch safe. It had one lonely seat and tiny desk which everyone sat in on their lunch just so they could eat without been disturbed.

My branch stocked a very small number of greetings cards but it still wasn’t enough for one woman who complained we didn’t have a “Happy Birthday Amanda” card. Not just “Happy Birthday”, it had to include “Amanda” too. I asked if the specialist card stores like Clinton’s and Card Factory had these and she called me short-sighted and not having enough vision to come up with something no-one else had. When I asked for her to consider how big a store I would need to stock cards with every possible name on she stormed off shouting “you’re being awkward now. Obviously you would only stock the popular ones”.
I could tell you a million bookseller stories mate. Highlights for me were the bloke who was built like brick outhouse asking for a copy of 'The Tw@ts' by Roald Dahl. And the huge, fat, sci fi/fantasy bloke who stank to high heaven and usually only bought Terry Pratchett books marching up to the counter one day and bellowing "I'm looking for Little Women!" Every bit of me wanted to reply with "We all are mate but it looks like you've eaten them all". I resisted that urge though. He'd have flattened me. Oh yeah. And the bloke who asked for 'Sgt. Bilko's Guitar'. Took me a while to work out that what he he actually wanted was 'Captain Corelli's Mandolin'. The lecturers were the worst though. You spend the entire summer chasing them for reading lists and they don't return your calls and then it's somehow your fault when you weren't psychic and didn't order the stuff that their students need for their course. W@nkers.
 
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