Alexander's dead cat wedding

SmallTown

SmallTown

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Is a pretty great political tactic for a kleptocrat.

Not only does it detract from current corruption, he has a dead cat affair and a dead cat divorce in his back pocket to hide future corruption

Let's just hope Carrie doesn't get cancer
 
SmallTown said:
Is a pretty great political tactic for a kleptocrat.

Not only does it detract from current corruption, he has a dead cat affair and a dead cat divorce in his back pocket to hide future corruption

Let's just hope Carrie doesn't get cancer
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Your post is in very bad taste 👎
 
Nobby_Barnes said:
Your post is in very bad taste 👎
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Is in bad taste as Alexander's corruption?

I'm not the one who cheating on a previous wife when she had cancer. Alexander deserves everything he gets. If he doesn't want to be treat like a scumbag he shouldn't behave like one. I'm only reacting to past and current misdemeanors
 
SmallTown said:
Is in bad taste as Alexander's corruption?

I'm not the one who cheating on a previous wife when she had cancer. Alexander deserves everything he gets. If he doesn't want to be treat like a scumbag he shouldn't behave like one. I'm only reacting to past and current misdemeanors
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You've crossed a line, simple as that 👎
 
To be fair to boris ( and I rarely am) it’s arguably the most low key wedding we’ve ever seen in fact it was so low key it was little more than a rumour yesterday so he’s hardly grand standing is he.
 
Those wedding vows revealed...

I Carrie Symonds
take this custard-filled binbag
to be my awful wedded husband.
To spaff and to scold
from this day forward,
to batter and curse,
get richer and richer,
in slickness and wealth,
to loathe and be hellish
till lawyers do us part.
 
Great timing really. I'm sure that we'll get 'leaks' about it just to keep it ticking over in the news and that all the journalists who'll be talking to the PM at his next Covid briefing will be congratulating him. Maybe I'm just a cynical old git, but had Cummings not eviscerated him do you honestly think this would have gone ahead.
Plus, as ever with the silver spoon lot, he's been allowed to re-marry in a Catholic place of worship while the plebs are told that divorcees aren't. Of course its being spun as an opportunity for the church to relax its own policies rather than it being one rule for them etc.
 
It was a low key affair because he's strapped. He couldn't possibly risk asking for a Tory Lord to make a donation.
 
And what an 'effing trooper he is, straight back to work and not swanning off on his honeymoon.
I was always a bit cynical, but the whole Brexit charade and the election of Trump has really pushed me over the edge in regard to peeking behind the veil to see what is actually going on. The veil is pretty thin now mind, even spin isn't as sophisticated as it used to be.
 
dooderooni said:
And what an 'effing trooper he is, straight back to work and not swanning off on his honeymoon.
I was always a bit cynical, but the whole Brexit charade and the election of Trump has really pushed me over the edge in regard to peeking behind the veil to see what is actually going on. The veil is pretty thin now mind, even spin isn't as sophisticated as it used to be.
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It doesn't have to be. Matt Hancock can say he's "busy saving lives" and the Union Jack bedecked sunlit uplanders will cry a mighty "Huzzah" for his noble sacrifices. Why bother disgusting your lies and deceit when the people who vote for you don't care because "they got there brexit dun"
 
SmallTown said:
It doesn't have to be. Matt Hancock can say he's "busy saving lives" and the Union Jack bedecked sunlit uplanders will cry a mighty "Huzzah" for his noble sacrifices. Why bother disgusting your lies and deceit when the people who vote for you don't care because "they got there brexit dun"
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But You voted Tory you are those people.
 
Not sure if it was mentioned elsewhere on here, but we are planning on building a new yacht to replace Brittania with a view to using it to 'sell' Britain to the world. I'm sure once it's been paid for by the careful tendering of contacts to Tory donors then it'd make an ideal vehicle for whichever charlatan is in charge of the country to have a nice jolly on the high seas at the taxpayers expense.
Important trade mission to the Caribbean to negotiate a world beating pineapple deal anyone?
 
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