A mild but increasingly infuriating annoyance

Alvez_48

Alvez_48

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I feel like I'll get a lot of hate for this but it's partly in jest so anyway.

My hair is growing it's always been thick and straight, right now imagine an early Beatles mophead and you're about where I am.

I can't bring myself to let my girlfriend cut it, I've always had great hair and I'm just waiting each extra week hoping for a new rule for the barbers.

Anyway that aside the thing that's fecking me off is... You have all Sturgeon north of the border saying stay home save lives no haircuts till july Bojo, Keir and the gang all saying similar and yet THEY ARE ALL GETTING THEIR HAIR CUT!! If anything boris' hair has never looked better!
Sturgeon hasn't grown a ******* inch.

Has anyone else noticed this? It's such a pitiful annoyance but still shows how we really aren't in it together.
 
Alvez_48 said:
I feel like I'll get a lot of hate for this but it's partly in jest so anyway.

My hair is growing it's always been thick and straight, right now imagine an early Beatles mophead and you're about where I am.

I can't bring myself to let my girlfriend cut it, I've always had great hair and I'm just waiting each extra week hoping for a new rule for the barbers.

Anyway that aside the thing that's fecking me off is... You have all Sturgeon north of the border saying stay home save lives no haircuts till july Bojo, Keir and the gang all saying similar and yet THEY ARE ALL GETTING THEIR HAIR CUT!! If anything boris' hair has never looked better!
Sturgeon hasn't grown a ******* inch.

Has anyone else noticed this? It's such a pitiful annoyance but still shows how we really aren't in it together.
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Yep, I said this last week on the phone. Incredible how everyone In Government (except Boris) seems to be married to a hairdresser
 
To be fair these people all have partners and families. Cutting your hair isn't something you need to go to uni to learn, you can watch some youtube videos for guides on a basic trim. I'm on my 4th one since lockdown off my partner and people keep asking me which barbers I am going to, when I am not. It's not rocket science - mums have been doing it for years (with varying degrees of success, but previously without resources on youtube teaching you how to cut with scissors, what settings to use clippers on, how to get straight lines etc).

Sturgeon was in the news for example, for doing her own haircut.

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TheFair86 said:
To be fair these people all have partners and families. Cutting your hair isn't something you need to go to uni to learn, you can watch some youtube videos for guides on a basic trim. I'm on my 4th one since lockdown off my partner and people keep asking me which barbers I am going to, when I am not. It's not rocket science - mums have been doing it for years (with varying degrees of success, but previously without resources on youtube teaching you how to cut with scissors, what settings to use clippers on, how to get straight lines etc).

Sturgeon was in the news for example, for doing her own haircut.

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Fair play on the sturgeon.. not sure I believe it though.
 
Alvez_48 said:
I feel like I'll get a lot of hate for this but it's partly in jest so anyway.

My hair is growing it's always been thick and straight, right now imagine an early Beatles mophead and you're about where I am.

I can't bring myself to let my girlfriend cut it, I've always had great hair and I'm just waiting each extra week hoping for a new rule for the barbers.

Anyway that aside the thing that's fecking me off is... You have all Sturgeon north of the border saying stay home save lives no haircuts till july Bojo, Keir and the gang all saying similar and yet THEY ARE ALL GETTING THEIR HAIR CUT!! If anything boris' hair has never looked better!
Sturgeon hasn't grown a ******* inch.

Has anyone else noticed this? It's such a pitiful annoyance but still shows how we really aren't in it together.
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Sturgeon is cutting her own hair. Don't know about Boris.
 
Alvez_48 said:
Fair play on the sturgeon.. not sure I believe it though.
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I mean theres literally photos, what is more believable that she got someone to break lockdown and risk her entire career and concocted this complex plot to hide it a few times, or just that she did, in fact, cut her own hair just like the rest of the nation is doing?

Keir starmer's hair doesn't look that complicated either.
 
TheFair86 said:
I mean theres literally photos, what is more believable that she got someone to break lockdown and risk her entire career and concocted this complex plot to hide it a few times, or just that she did, in fact, cut her own hair just like the rest of the nation is doing?

Keir starmer's hair doesn't look that complicated either.
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I mean not to be pedantic but there's no photo of her actually cutting it and ye sure no politician would ever deceive the public.
I'm sure she did cut her own hair... Your probably right they are all infact great at cutting their own hair, 2nd career opportunities for them. 🤣
 
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