182 days in a Travel Tavern

[Lemmy_kilmister]

With 182 bottles of body lotion.

 

[LessoftheLip]

I remember the scene when he complained to reception that the bars of soap had got smaller. They asked him if two bars would help

 

[red_harrington]

I'm not driving a Mini Metro
I'm not driving a Mini Metro
I'm not driving a Mini Metro

 

[red_harrington]

 

[HarryVegas]

"Cup o' beans, Mr Partridge?"

 

[Littlejimmy]

The guy who played Michael is the voice of Alexander the meerkat.

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

"JURASSIC PARK!"

 

[HarryVegas]

"Sack Lynn."

 

[Jackieemu]

'Some of these people have come from Stoke'

 

[HarryVegas]

Sue Cook's pulled out.

 

[Jackieemu]

Get you with the old jeans rule?

 

[atypical_boro]

My wife's vegetarian..... she'll have the fish..........she doesn't eat that either.......oh FORGET it!!

 

[ThePrisoner]

I've got my big plate.

 

[Bernies_quiff]

“Lynn, get rid of her. She’s a drunk racist. I’ll tolerate one, but not both.”​

 

[Geoff_B]

"The boys are back in the barracks"

 

[hobblewobble]

Dan,DAN,DAN,DAN.....DAN,DAN,DAN,DAN,DAAAAN

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

What's your favourite Beatles album then?

Tough one. I think I'd have to say . . . The Best of the Beatles.

 

[YddoC]

Never get tired of watching Partridge

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

"CASHBACK!"