182 days in a Travel Tavern

[atomicloonybin aka ALB]

"Look, see this, look - sanitary bags! They put these in my room every day! They know I'm a man! I keep loose Werther's Originals in them."

 

[steve0]

Smell my cheese… ya mother!

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

 

[Chutney]

I am technically a guest and you have failed to control me.

 

[FatFrank]

Get you with the old jeans rule?

NAZI'S!

 

[Steer]

He's on ITV breakfast shows some mornings. Goes by the name of Richard now, but I'm fairly sure it is Alan Partridge really.

 

[zzzzz]

She's 14 years younger than me. Back of the net!

 

[steve0]

If you haven’t done it yet… Alan Partridge reading Alan Partridge books and podcasts (From the oasthouse)… it’s what audiobooks were invented for

 

[festa5]

Whoever made this - genius.

 

[Jackieemu]

'Take your foot off a spike'

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

What price do you put on your pets care? At what point do you say too expensive, the dog has to die.

 

[Pak_Doo_Ik]

That’s just noise

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

"Hello is that Curry's? I'd like to place an order for two supplementary, auxiliary speakers, to go with my Midi Hi-Fi system, apropos achieving surround sound.

'Apropos'?...it's Latin. You ought to have a basic grasp of Latin if you're working in Curry's."

 

[Otto42]

‘Dan, Dan, DAN, DAN DAN’ ‘He hasn’t seen me!’