Elbow - what an absolute dirge

Really saddens me to see such a great artist reduced to a pub singer and being totally reliant on her backing singers, the band and the audience.
 
Opinions mate. We all have them. I find Elbow just as dull as Coldplay myself. I'm not really sure what floats my boat. It just floats all by itself. It's a really good boat. I'm going to sail it over to HundredRoom's place soon. Don't tell him though. It's supposed to be a surprise. He hasn't invited me, so he won't be expecting me. I'll be taking beer with me though. I'm sure he won't mind me just turning up. He's always up for a party.
The party has been going on all weekend but as usual you DTU'd on me. Really got going when her with the legs which were not wet at all as far as I could see turned up with that warm beer on my chaise longue.
You don't need an invitation its open house (so long as you have a big D) all glastonbury weekend. You will need to get a move on Tenant is coming soon and hes bringing some of his own in the purple can. As if we needed it right now.

Only decent thing Radiohead ever did was that Joy division cover. Coldplay have some good melodies but I've given Elbow exactly that the big E. big D's from now on.
 
You can say that again Bunface...👍It was great when he was posting all those transfer rumors 🤣He did go a bit OTT and got me to post quite a few for him....
Here is the story I wrote from one of our famous trips..I'm sure you remember it....

😆 Yeah BL I remember when we met Ronnie Jepson mate, it's from when when we blasted down for the Hull City game in the Corsa last season 👍
We had 🌭on the way down and you had too much to 🍺 and fell 💤 on the way home and I had to drive . We got lost and ended up going over the Humber 🌉 heading towards Grimsby. Ronnie Jepson was in between jobs at the time and was sitting in the payment booth. You remembered him from MOTD when he once scored a ⚽ for Burnley.. He asked if we had a 🌉 token and you chucked him a British 💝 Foundation trolley token and we did a runner and sped off to Immingham where we went into McDonald's for some🍔 🍟. The Speakman's were in there with BoroMarty who was covered in🔥🌶️sauce for some reason. I told the Speakman's you were obsessed with Jordan the glamour model and they hypnotised you. It all went a bit wrong and you ended up being obsessed with a different Jordan.
It was 🕒 to leave so we 🚗 home but ran out of ⛽ at Ferrybridge services. We had to 👍a lift and got picked up by a bloke called Paul Smalltown who gave us a lift home to Park End in his Daihatsu Charade... THE END
Christ, I thought you were going to say- there’s one from the notebook, I said we should sign them! 😀
 
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