Recent content by morrissey

Thing is, we've got previous history with the Venky's (Rhodes) - we know their stance, take it or leave it, so we either pay the price or move on.

@indeedido is your man for this...

What with?...blinds or curtains?

That's what a bloke sat next to me used to say about Hamilton Ricard!

Jesus, she's like a Frankenstein hybrid of Alan Ramage and Edmondson... but slower.

Minus City's cut from our share?

"August release" apparently

Fitzpatrick is trending a bit - watching the last few USPGA and then Scottish Open, his game is in much better shape than earlier in the season - just needs to get hot with the putter and he'll be a proper threat.

John Hickton...left back to centre forward!!!

Lots of rain Thursday and very little wind - if accurate, Portrush won't have many defences. Hopefully the long spell of good weather will mean the course doesn't have the sting taken out of it.

I call him that to my missus! She says "it's Jon Torode" and I say "that's what I said".

I was better than him and stood in the chicken run - they need only have asked and I'd have stubbed me fag out and been on the pitch in seconds

Left the Buccaneer at midnight - crackin 24+ hours!

Test cricket has these phases, it's what makes it compulsive viewing. WICKET!!!

Your lip-reading skills need some attention...