FabioPorkpie
Well-known member
Yeah, he’s great, isn’t he? What the cameras don’t show was him discussing jobs with the other people in the soup kitchen line. He suggested 64 year old disabled homeless veteran Jim tries getting into playing professional football, heroine addict Mary becomes a pilot with BA and serially abused, vulnerable self harming emaciated teen Claire becomes a Hollywood superstar.
He’s brill Rishi!
He also asked some of the staff good questions too -
‘How many cars do you have?’
‘Is your second home in the Bahamas or Dubai, and will you spend Christmas there?’
‘Have you made much on crypto?’
Best of all, he asked how much the staff get in their pay packet, by way of a Christmas bonus.
‘Oh, we don’t get paid…!’
‘Errr what?! I don’t understand…’
Then followed a 20 minute conversation with his advisors, where they tried to explain that some people (angels) try to help those in need and don’t require money for it. He still didn’t understand. ‘There has to be a catch! You must be making money somewhere in this process?’ In the end agreed to disagree and bundled him into his limo to take him off to his next photo opportunity at a children’s hospice…… first up was 7 yr old Ben…
‘So Ben…this is a nice place….. do you want to get into corporate finance when you leave university?’
Good old Rishi