Can I join Burnley?
Can I have Dwight Gayle?
I want to join Sunderland!
The academy is shyte!
Warnock was *****!
I need a £10m striker!
Anfernee you need more yellow cards!
Dael stop kicking that ball so far!
Crooks you're getting too many yellow cards!
Payero FO back to Argentina!
I'm the cleverest manager in the chimpionship!