“ oven-ready”

At least he won't have to reprint the election flyers for next general election. He will still be able to run and promise(?) to get Brexit done
 
junos_boots said:
At least he won't have to reprint the election flyers for next general election. He will still be able to run and promise(?) to get Brexit done
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While still boasting about having already got it done.

If you ask Boris Johnson how it's possible that brexit is done if we're still trying to renegotiate the deal, he'll run away and hide in a fridge. At this point brexit can be considered to be both "done" and "not done".

Shrodinger's brexit.
 
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festa5 said:
While still boasting about having already got it done.

If you ask Boris Johnson how it's possible that brexit is done if we're still trying to renegotiate the deal, he'll run away and hide in a fridge. At this point brexit can be considered to both "done" and "not done".

Shrodinger's brexit.
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I always thought he was more Blofeld or Dr Evil at least than Shrodinger
 
Jedi boro said:
adjective
(of food) prepared before sale so as to be ready for cooking in an oven.

🤔

Brexit: PM to unveil plans to scrap parts of NI Protocol agreed with EU https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-61779169
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I mean.. you can’t eat anything that is ‘oven ready’ - it just means it’s not done at all. Not fit for human consumption.

‘Let them eat cake’ - over ready cake.. let’s see how that turns out. A complete mess of diarrhoea inducing gloop.. vey much like the man himself.
 
The Korean fried chicken pack I bought at the market on Saturday is oven ready. One problem - it never came with any instructions. There's a lesson there 🙃
 
The silent majority who never shut up, control the press and persistently win elections are really up against it from this mad remainer conspiracy to prevent Saint Boris performing his sacred duty.

It's no wonder that they're always having to just do their best when their backs are against the wall like this.

But don't worry, the funny man with the floppy hair will soothe us all with more folksy metaphors and similes.
 
Zoophonic said:
Johnson smiling away saying "it's not a big deal" whilst at the same time that Ireland calling it a disgrace. His views on Ireland are clearly of no consequence to him. I detest the charlatan
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They are just "trivial" changes, but changes that are "absolutely essential".

So again, that's "absolutely essential" but "trivial" changes.

Or trivially essential or absolutely trivial. *head explodes*
 
Has anybody asked Mad Nad for her thoughts?
She'd probably fess up accidentally to whatever stuff they are trying to hide.
 
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Surely we've all learned by now that when Johnson says something the opposite is true, I mean even his most ardent supporters accept that through no fault of his own every utterance he makes is factually incorrect and that the whole world is out there to trick the poor lamb into saying things that later are proven to be falsehoods, Johnson, who just wants to get on with the job he was elected to do, is being hamstrung at every turn by everyone else and the misinformation that they keep feeding him, the previous dismissals for lying and the countless untruths that have come from his lips aren't evidence of a corrupt, duplicitous, dishonest and pernicious individual but proof that he's a paragon of honesty and trust being led astray by a world full of remoaner traitors unwilling to yield power to our true American born patriot.
 
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