Well done Aitor

I never thought I’d be receiving etiquette tips off a man with a bum for a face but thank you for keeping me right, I shall let my hand know.
I'm going to forgive you for saying that and not accuse you of being a racist. My people could teach regular humans a lot but they fear us and we have to keep in the shadows most of the time. We help you lot out all the time but you never know about it so we never get thanked for it. Not that we expect thanks of course. We help you because we want to and we usually just cast a simple illusion spell so that you don't even know that we have a bum for a face if any of you lot are around but those spells don't last for very long so we have to go back in to our warrens after that and wait until it gets dark to keep you all safe from the vampires and the crap werewolves and the Brexit zombies.
 
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