I bet it wasn’t “ I have tendered my resignation forthwith”He's released a statement.
The opening line? You'll never guess.
He's released a statement.
The opening line? You'll never guess.
Precisely.If the headline wasn't "hands, face, space" then there's something wrong with our gutter press.
He was all of those things before this latest situationHe's not just hopeless, he's now a complete embarrassment, proven liar and hypocrite. He has to go
He's not just hopeless, he's now a complete embarrassment, proven liar and hypocrite. He has to go
10 points to you"I accept that I breached the social distancing guidance in these circumstances.
I have let people down and am very sorry.
I remain focused on working to get the country out of this pandemic, and would be grateful for privacy for my family on this personal matter."
Knowing Doris, he's probably been there already.Do you think Johnson will have been disappointed to miss out on this one, or do you think there was a threesome at some point?