"Innocuous" lyrics that are actually disturbing

Muddy Waters
Van Morrison
Ten Years After
Rod Stewart
and many others,

Good Morning Little Schoolgirl.
Can I come home with you.
 
Kisses for me, save all your kisses for me
Bye, bye, baby, bye, bye
Don't cry, honey, don't cry
Gonna walk out the door
But I'll soon be back for more
Kisses for me, save all your kisses for me, even though you're only three!

And this won Eurovision.

God, we were perverts in those days.
 
As much accompanying video as lyrics Lionel Richie's ‘Hello’ makes for uncomfortable viewing if you think about it.

Here we have a teacher stalking one of his students who is blind. Following her around the school oggling her without her seeing him.

The fact she is completely blind is also creepy because he’s making an assumption it’s him she’s looking for and she doesn’t even know what he looks like!

‘Is it me you’re looking for?’ No mate it is the police and local social services dept she should be looking for!
 
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Creepy old lady Angela Rippon just got booted off Strictly terpsichorealing to the dark opus 'Tea for Two'. Check these lyrics.

Nobody near us
To see us or hear us
No friends or relations
On weekend vacations
We won't have it known, dear
That we own a telephone (oh, I hate telephones) (yeah, me too)

Why the secrecy? Well, we find out...

We will raise a family
A boy for you, six little girlies for me
Can't you see
How happy we would be?

Sick maniacs.
 
Norman_Conquest said:
What was Maggie May doing to keep Rod Stewart from going back to school?

Wake up, Maggie, I think I got somethin' to say to you
It's late September and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused, but I feel I'm being used
Oh, Maggie, I couldn't have tried any more

You led me away from home
Just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart and that's what really hurts
Click to expand...
Now you're moving in high society,
Don't forget, I know secrets about you.

Rod being narcissistic with Baby Jane
 
Seeing as Christmas is approaching


I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside
I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in
So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice

My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry?
Father will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry
Maybe just a half a drink more - Put some records on while I pour

The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there
Say, what's in this drink? - No cabs to be had out there
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now
To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell

I ought to say no, no, no - Mind if I move in closer?
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride?
I really can't stay - Baby don't holdout
Ah, but it's cold outside

I've got to get home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there
Say, lend me your coat - It's up to your knees out there
You've really been grand - Thrill when you touch my hand
Why don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?

There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow
At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died
I really can't stay - Get over that hold out
Ah, but it's cold outside
Oh, baby, it's cold outside
Oh, baby, it's cold outside

No means No
 
Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

With all the charms of a woman
You've kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you're old enough
To give me Love
And now it hurts to know the truth

Whoa, oh, oh, young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Beneath your perfume and make-up
You're just a baby in disguise
And though you know that it's wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes

Whoa, oh, oh, young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

So hurry home to your mama
I'm sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I'm afraid we'll go too far

Whoa, oh, oh, young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run, girl
You're much too young, girl

Young girl
Get out of my mind
My love for you
 
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