Your irrational, petty dislikes

[sweet_left_foot]

Only those who ride 2 abreast on a country lanes and ‘MILFS’ (Men In Lycra F’ckers)

Alexei Sayles calls 'ém puffins. Pathetically unfit fat fkers in nappies

 

[Randy]

we have both

You get a full house in bingo if you own any crockery or kitchen items that have the phrase, 'Keep Calm, I'm.....' on them.

 

[Wyke Red]

Went to a fish restaurant on Weymouth seafront today. They do curried mushy peas. Oh my days !!!!!!!!

Which one is that?

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

People giving me dirty looks for using two hand dryers in the gents.
It's twice as quick FFS!

 

[Ignore_Alien_Orders]

People who hold paper bags right up to their mouth while eating a pastie, pie or whatever

Also imbeciles who don’t indicate when turning left at a junction or roundabout when I’m waiting to pull out.

Davina McCall.

 

[futureboy]

People who hold paper bags right up to their mouth while eating a pastie, pie or whatever

I know this nomination matches the thread title, but I'm genuinely baffled by it. What's the problem here?!

 

[BigAl76]

Football players looking up at themselves on the big screens in stadia.
Footballers covering their mouths when talking.
Footballers walking. Like when they're walking into the ground from the team bus when they do that slow gangsta limp thing. If you can't walk properly how can you run around playing football you c0ck wombles?
Footballers appealing for throw-ins when they've effectively kicked the ball out themselves / appealing for EVERYTHING.

 

[Teesside_Steel]

People who send 5 short text/WhatsApp messages when one normal sized message would do the trick.

Yes! A mate of mine does this. It’s infuriating, waiting for him to get to the f’ing point!

 

[FatCat]

Fully grown men on skateboards, roller blades, micro scooters etc. there a fella near me goes to the train station on an electronic skateboard looks like a modern day Marty Mcfly - I’m sure it’s great fun but after all the title does say irrational dislikes!

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Footballers appealing for throw-ins when they've effectively kicked the ball out themselves / appealing for EVERYTHING.

Yes !!

 

[Teesside_Steel]

Teenagers wearing Nirvana, AC/DC, Rolling Stones (etc.) t-shirts / tops when they have no idea who the band is.

 

[Ignore_Alien_Orders]

I know this nomination matches the thread title, but I'm genuinely baffled by it. What's the problem here?!

The problem is it winds me up. Didn’t say their was a rational reason behind it.

Add to that list people who say they don’t like food they’ve never tried. Yes I talking about you Chantelle. Black pudding is gorgeous.

 

[Red_is_best]

Middle aged men calling themselves Mikey. Give it up, that’s a name for little boys or American teenagers.

 

[futureboy]

The problem is it winds me up. Didn’t say their was a rational reason behind it.

Fair enough, I suppose. I'm definitely someone who does this, as I hate having greasy fingers.

 

[BaronSmoggie]

Which one is that?

Rockfish

 

[BaronSmoggie]

Grown adults eating a packet of crisps in the street, grow up.

This wins the thread title.

 

[thewanderer]

Inspired by the FA cup final....teams wearing away strips when the home kit didn't clash.

 

[Cuthbert]

Driving, when it's a 60 mph limit (and safe to go at or near that speed) and instead someone at the front of the 'snake' of cars does 40 or 30mph.

 

[BaronSmoggie]

Driving, when it's a 60 mph limit (and safe to go at or near that speed) and instead someone at the front of the 'snake' of cars does 40 or 30mph.

To be fair, 60 is a maximum, not a minimum.

 

[Colonel]

People slowing to let you out at junctions when there is nothing behind them.