You know you're old when...

[Luca Brazi]

The gadgies at the allotments greet you by saying, “Now then owd feller….”

When, if you’re lucky enough to have a massage, and they ask ‘where do want me to concentrate on?’ it takes nearly 10 minutes to go through all of the areas where it hurts. This happened only yesterday (present from wife).

 

[VladKinder]

You have to use an electric nasal hair trimmer for your ear hair.

 

[Frazza65]

When you look around at all the old duffers you work with and realise you are older than all of them……

 

[Millbrook]

You are stood by a farm gate feeding a horse, minding your own business when you hear a childs voice;

'Race you to the old man.'

Shortly afterwards 2 children appear on scooters and stop just after you. It slowly dawns on you that you were the destination you overheard.

 

[JackG]

I hate sneezing at work half the time it incorporates a fart

Cause or consequence?

 

[speckyget]

When the retirement do you're at is for someone younger than you.

 

[BaronSmoggie]

You're in a car singing and boogying along to Tiger Feet by Mud and you are being filmed by the young lad in the car alongside you and not giving a toss.

May have happened about an hour ago

 

[Norfolkred1]

When you trip over and people come running to help rather than laugh at you.

 

[TERRY]

You know your old when you watch the Miss World contest because you like the commentator's personality.

 

[Trug]

You're in a car singing and boogying along to Tiger Feet by Mud and you are being filmed by the young lad in the car alongside you and not giving a toss.

May have happened about an hour ago

Naaahh. That makes me feel young. It's what l listen to when I am doing my bit on the treadmill. makes me feel seventeen again.

 

[Doom_On_Horseback]

Planning any outdoor activity with availability of toilets.

 

[EuropeTwice]

When you watch Pointless Celebrities and you recognise one guest

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

The first series of Auf Viedersen pet feels like a great piece of nostalgia.