Who would win in a fight?

[Glover_elbow]

if it was in the dressing room Sir Bruce

 

[jonny_greenings_sock]

In the dressing room it’s got to be Jackie Charlton.

And Robbo, he would break a femur and not even blink in his playing days. Not a hardman, but a seriously hard man.

In the managerial undercard of fight night we also have to consider Leo Percovich, a force of nature who does not give one single ****.

 

[Anterimus]

Fleming could be in there aswell. Remember him playing with a cracked knee cap.

 

[Steer]

I voted Souey but it’s a close run thing this and would be a cracking season of The Ultimate Fighter:

Ugo: Pure muscle. Does what he has to do. Perhaps too much of a nice guy, Anthony Joshua type - physically dominant, but would read you a book in your hospital bed afterwards.

Mad Dog: Got that crazy ‘just bleed’ energy. Unpredictable. Would be like the Undertaker, unkillable. Imagine he’d get stronger the more hurt he gets. Already has a few plates in his skull, which is a vulnerability. Drives a Mini and no-one’s going to bully him about it.

Souness: Cold eyes. Lives for violence. Begbie type, wandering the Clyde at night chucking pint glasses off the balconies of posh bars just to find someone who’s jaw to rearrange. Would have happily fought Kieron Dyer and Lee Bowyer - at the same time, in public - when he was, like, 50. And their boss.

Festa: Ninja, passionate.

I’ll add to the mix:

Bolo Zenden: Certified martial arts black belt. All technique, comes from the Cruyff school of total fighting. Hair a problem if it ends up in the street.

Grant Leadbitter: Never taken a backwards step.

I really admire just how much thought you have put into this. Plus you have added black belt in something or other Zenden into the mix. Would near hair bobble.

 

[Rofesleg]

In the dressing room it’s got to be Jackie Charlton.

And Robbo, he would break a femur and not even blink in his playing days. Not a hardman, but a seriously hard man.

In the managerial undercard of fight night we also have to consider Leo Percovich, a force of nature who does not give one single ****.

Joe Jordan. Might have been a bit old during his brief stint with us as Agnew's assistant but still nails I bet.

 

[Cress]

Woody is tall and from Middlesbrough so probably nails.
Stuart Boam is a formidable looking character.
Leads or Souness for me
Jimmy Floyd too

 

[FabioPorkpie]

I think George Friend was one of those lovely blokes that also had a bit of psycho in him. Saw him launch a few wingers and put some crunching tackles in and I reckon he’d shock a few with how tough he is.

 

[Cress]

If you swung a punch at Billy Ashcroft it’d bounce off his Afro

 

[Priv]

Woody is tall and from Middlesbrough so probably nails.
Stuart Boam is a formidable looking character.
Leads or Souness for me
Jimmy Floyd too

Woodgate ffs isnt he from nunthorpe ? Hardly a rough area.

 

[Funky_Chicken]

Never mind all that - who do you think would win a fight between a Polar bear, a Bengal Tiger and a giant Anaconda