Who do you get told you look like?

When I was younger I was told I looked like Jamie Redknapp and I was also told I looked a bit like George Clooney, and it was genuinely baffling to me cos they don’t even lookalike and I looked like neither.

Also, had it been true I would have been drowning in clunge. Having said that, perhaps it was the fact I said things like ‘drowning in clunge’ which meant I wasn’t ’drowning in clunge’ 🤷🏻‍♂️
 
Roughly 20 years ago every time I went for a pish at the match some wag would shout "Ow Danny Mills sit down" it was funny the first couple of times .....
 
There was a Greek lad at Teesside uni circa 1994 who used to point at me and say "Gordon Strachan! Gordon Strachan!".

I look nothing like Gordon Strachan.
 
Eddie Hitler.

I don't wear glasses, but in my clinical days, I used to wear protective glasses to protect my eyes from x-rays which did look much like his.
Multiple patients commented on this; I'm not sure it gave them much confidence.
Was it the pint of Malibu in your other hand?
 
There was a Greek lad at Teesside uni circa 1994 who used to point at me and say "Gordon Strachan! Gordon Strachan!".

I look nothing like Gordon Strachan.
There were a couple of kids who lived around the corner from us when I was a teenager who would shout 'Michael Jackson!' at me whenever I walked past their house. I thought that was hilarious. I'd just laugh and attempt to do a bit of moonwalking for them.
 
Benny Hawkins in dungarees. I could either go all Miss Diane mode or into my German porn star cameo mode.
 
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