Which animals could you beat in a fight?

[BlindBoyGrunt]

Are Americans better fighters or just worse judges?
Are Brits more realistic or smarter?

 

[Richyboro]

The Americans will join in once the Brits have tired the animal out.

 

[Boro4life]

What an amazing survey I think the goose one is related to the fact more English people have seen a goose than USA people so the Americans underestimate

 

[FabioPorkpie]

I could easily knack a butterfly, a hamster, a seagull, a worm and a southerner.

 

[FlapJacks]

A tortoise. I would turn it upside down and walk away (unless it was one of those massive ones.)

Playing the long game there.

 

[A]

Animals i could probably beat include a small dog, a goldfish and a jawdee

 

[FlapJacks]

Chimpanzees are hard as nails as well .. insanely strong, with a penchant for face biting.

 

[Norfolkred1]

Go Ozzy go my son

 

[joeydiaz]

Would fancy myself against a penguin but not an EMU.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

The average Geordie thinks can fight a horse.
Fact.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

On a bad day I can barely crush a grape, never mind fight most of these animals.

 

[Archibald_Anorak]

I can beat any Ram. They are irrational and **** and moan to distract themselves from their cheating ways.

 

[Borobuddah]

I couldn’t fight sleep, me

 

[Muttley]

What special breed of fukknugget thinks he could fight a Grizzly?

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

The Americans are pretty optimistic with knocking on for 10% of them thinking they could win a fight with a lion, elephant or gorilla

 

[coluka]

I once challenged a snail to a fight, it wasn’t easy mind, we had to slug it out.

 

[Carlos Fandango]

I've taken up cage fighting. Had my first fight this weekend.

Budgie never knew what hit him.

 

[El Guapo]

Animals i could probably beat include a small dog, a goldfish and a jawdee

You’d drown while trying to fight the goldfish

 

[bumface]

All of them. The bumfaced folk are hard as nails. But we're a peaceful lot if you don't mess with us. And we never harm animals. We scare horses a bit but that's hardly our fault.

 

[Boro in Devon]

There is a bloke in East London, who thinks he is harder than a kitten